Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The 70-year-old said: "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out."
"Heck, that's nothing," said the 80-year-old: "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible."
The 90-year-old said: "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is I don't wake up till 11:00."
"Heck, that's nothing," said the 80-year-old: "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible."
The 90-year-old said: "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is I don't wake up till 11:00."
