Headlines from the year 2029!

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Headlines from the year 2029!

­ Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California

­ White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

­ Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

­ Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

­ Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

­ France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .

­ Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

­ George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

­ Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

­ 85-year, $75.8 billion study : Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

­ Average weight! of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

­ J­apanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

­ Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

­ Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

­ Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

­ IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.!

­ Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
 
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Re: RE: Headlines from the year 2029!

JMilley said:
how about "offtopicz.net now the biggest site on the internet" :D :D :D ? those are funny

Yeah, and V "The richest woman on earth" :lol unless the man takes all the credit :rofl
 
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