Dakota Jim
Banned
Guy goes into a bar and tells the bartender to give him anything he has that will help his throbbing headache. The bartender says "look what you need doesn't come in a bottle, I used to have the same problem, terrible headaches but I stumbled on a sure fire immediate cure!" Poor guy says "what is the cure?" Barkeep says "When it happens to me, I go home and my wife gives me head and like magic, there goes the headache, you should try that!" Guy replies "I'll try anything, is your wife home now?":24::clap