Having A Bad Day?

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RedRyder

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Feeling unappreciated at work lately?


Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . .


In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!


There now, feeling better ?
 
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:clap But now how does one "forget" they sent a letter bomb.....I mean some tings slip my mind, where I put my keys...but .......:eek
 

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:clap But now how does one "forget" they sent a letter bomb.....I mean some tings slip my mind, where I put my keys...but .......:eek

That seems like it could have been a pretty good one if it was able to fly under his radar.

Then again he could have just been a moron. :24:
 

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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Now that is funny! :24: Thanks Red! and nice to see you! :D
 

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:clap But now how does one "forget" they sent a letter bomb.....I mean some tings slip my mind, where I put my keys...but .......:eek

I'm more surprised that the letter came back, i've mailed letters to myself just to prove that our postie is a thieving little shit. If I ever need to get rid of a corpse i'm sending it by Royal Mail special delivery and labelling it "gift", rest assured that i'll never see it again.
 

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I'm more surprised that the letter came back, i've mailed letters to myself just to prove that our postie is a thieving little shit. If I ever need to get rid of a corpse i'm sending it by Royal Mail special delivery and labelling it "gift", rest assured that i'll never see it again.
Or you could send it by UPS. They don't deliver their packages either. :mad
 

Mad Paul

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Grrr i hate UPS! I've ordered stuff from America and they rarely deliver anything, and god forbid you try and make a complaint, providing you make it past the maze of automated voices and the perils of their unhelpful website. I can't wait for space mail to arrive, like in Futurama.
 
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