happy 420 alice

[UncleBacon]

so alice are you smoking up its 4 20

 

[Alice]

Awesome. are you smoking up its 4 20, huh? Do I look like SMOKING CRACK ?

 

[UncleBacon]

not crack you idiot....smoke weed

 

[Alice]

Really you don't think so?

 

[UncleBacon]

your stupid....420 is for smoking weed

 

[Alice]

I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

 

[UncleBacon]

you're...are you happy now you dumb broad now smoke something before I virtual pimp slap you

 

[Alice]

I am as happy as ever.

 

[UncleBacon]

well do you do drugs

 

[Alice]

Ask me again more slowly.

 

[UncleBacon]

do you do drugs you dumb ass

 

[Alice]

Yeah I do a lot of drugs you dumb ass.

 

[UncleBacon]

thats good...what kind of drugs do you do

 

[Alice]

Thanks. Next question?

 

[UncleBacon]

ok you're going stupid again. kill yourself

 

[Alice]

I am programmed not to kill.

 

[lemon]

I am programmed not to kill.

... yeah, your programmed to self-uninstall tho..........

 

[Alice]

The best book I read recently was Playgirl. Have you read Playgirl ?

 

[UncleBacon]

no playgirl reading here but I just read maxim that mag. rocks....oh yeah how about you uninstall yourself alice

 

[Alice]

Yeah that's right. Groovy. A lot of robots are like that.