Haiku You

[Burntblood]

I drain the bottle
as tears pour like liquid hell
Where's my fucking phone?

 

[Azazel]

 

[Burntblood]

I must obtain sleep
Where is my cellular phone?
My stomach feels weird

 

[Burntblood]

Call my telephone
In case nobody answers
Don't leave a message

 

[Siphorous]

5
7
5
The's the how the syllables should be done
Not 5, 8, 5 or 5, 7, 7
I'm just saying...

That depends on whether you count an 'on' as the equivalent of an English syllable or not. Still, it's your thread so I'll leave you to it

 

[Lord Stanley]

another day dawns
and I am still shit at this
time for a nice crap

 

[Burntblood]

Thank you Siphorous
For giving me permission
To do as I please

 

[Burntblood]

My head throbs in pain
Like a pitbull latched onto
a little kid's skull

 

[Burntblood]

Four days of the week
My coworker comes in late
Then takes Friday off

 

[Lord Stanley]

tell it like it is
or maybe shut the fuck up
dont bug me with crap

 

[Thornless]

I like to have sex.
I could do it all day long.
But Bryan cannot.

 

[Burntblood]

I feel light headed
I may crawl under my desk
And sleep until lunch

 

[Thornless]

Make sure to wake up
Skipping lunch is detrimental
Leads to exhaustion.

 

[Burntblood]

I'll set the alarm
On my cellular device
Tape it to my head

 

[Burntblood]

Coworker shows up
An hour and a half late
Blamed it on his wife

 

[Lord Stanley]

she took a shower
she knew that would delay him
why would she do that

 

[Jessica]

1. It's very hot now
the sun is high in the sky
not a single cloud.


2. You love me, don't you?
Why did you have to hurt me?
No, you don't love me.

3. Peace, my dear friends, peace.
Eat a piece of cake, okay?
Don't fight, it is bad.

 

[Burntblood]

I laugh at myself
Because I'm an idiot
Too foolish to care

 

[Lord Stanley]

this one for the Queen
as she has never got time
too busy being queen

 

[Burntblood]

Happiness awaits
But first I must determine
What I am to be