Haiku You

[Burntblood]

This is the Haiku thread.
A Haiku is a short poem consisting of three lines.
Line one has 5 syllables, line two has 7 and the last line has 5.
This is actually pretty fun. It can be about anything you want.
It gives you a chance to use your brain and get creative unlike the 'start a new word from the last letter of the previous word' thread, or the '3rd letter of the previous word' thread, I mean come on...WTF?
I'll start.


Tuesday morning sucks
Not as bad as Monday did
But still pretty fucked

 

[Siphorous]

Roland wet his bed
His mum was not very happy
Now he's in the shed

 

[Burntblood]

Still Tuesday morning
Very few desire to play
Ungrateful bastards

 

[Lord Stanley]

so hard to compose
with my thumb up my sweet ass
better after my next doze

 

[Burntblood]

5
7
5
The's the how the syllables should be done
Not 5, 8, 5 or 5, 7, 7
I'm just saying...

It's not very hard
Just give it a little thought
Try not to fuck up

 

[Lord Stanley]

5
7
5
The's the how the syllables should be done
Not 5, 8, 5 or 5, 7, 7
I'm just saying...

It's not very hard
Just give it a little thought
Try not to fuck up

you ask a lot

 

[Burntblood]

Had pizza for lunch
Had pizza yesterday too
Lazy fucking wife

 

[Lord Stanley]

Had pizza for lunch
Had pizza yesterday too
Lazy fucking wife

does not need to rhyme then

 

[Burntblood]

No it doesn't. It certainly can but it's not necessary.

 

[Lord Stanley]

maybe i could cheat
but then again maybe not
will try to do one

 

[Burntblood]

That was fucking sweet
Canadians are quite bright
Unlike some people

 

[Lord Stanley]

time for someone else
to try and compose a rhyme
not a fucking crime

 

[Burntblood]

Too much thought for some
They'd rather make fucking words
From another word

 

[Burntblood]

I leave in an hour
I've done nothing all day long
Paychecks keep coming

 

[Jessica]

I wish I could go
on my favorite website
but I can't it's blocked

 

[Burntblood]

So glad you were blocked
We love being second best
Burn in hell you bitch

 

[Burntblood]

Just playing around
Don't get all bent out of shape
Jessica is cool

 

[MiharuSan]

Heh, I wrote a haiku about haikus once. Here it is:

Real haikus have five
Then seven syllables, right?
Yes, then five again.

 

[Burntblood]

Yes you are correct
I will take you off my list
of people to kill

 

[Azazel]

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