Ha! This is great!

[Mrs Behavin]

You Know You Work in an ER when......


1. You have the bladder capacity of five people.
2. You have ever restrained someone and it wasn't a sexual experience.
3. Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash/rollover.
5. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.
6. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
7. You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide....getting it right the first time.
8. You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
9. You can discuss what you are going to eat for dinner while standing over a dead body.
10. You've ever refered to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my Friday."
11. Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.
12. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
13. You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
14. You have your weekends planned for a year.
15. If anyone has ever said to you, "There are people out there dying and you're in here eating lunch."
16. You believe unspeakable evil falls will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight
17. When you refer to "Vitamin A" it has nothing to do with nutrition
18. You compliment strangers on "great veins"
19. The worse day for your patient, the better day for you
20. You perform CPR to a particular song in your head (I am thinking AD/DC Back in Black...)
21. You've seen more penises than a prostitue!

 

[Silious950]

My friend is an EMT and is going to be a fireman, and does all of those things LOL

 

[CRZY72004]

:24::24:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You Know You Work in an ER when......


1. You have the bladder capacity of five people.
2. You have ever restrained someone and it wasn't a sexual experience.
3. Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash/rollover.
5. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.
6. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
7. You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide....getting it right the first time.
8. You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
9. You can discuss what you are going to eat for dinner while standing over a dead body.
10. You've ever refered to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my Friday."
11. Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.
12. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
13. You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
14. You have your weekends planned for a year.
15. If anyone has ever said to you, "There are people out there dying and you're in here eating lunch."
16. You believe unspeakable evil falls will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight
17. When you refer to "Vitamin A" it has nothing to do with nutrition
18. You compliment strangers on "great veins"
19. The worse day for your patient, the better day for you
20. You perform CPR to a particular song in your head (I am thinking AD/DC Back in Black...)
21. You've seen more penises than a prostitue!

On #2...that has happened before and it was NOT fun! There was a girl who had OD and was going NUTS and she had to be held down so she could be resrainted cause she was spitting and kicking and throwing her arms around etc. There was probably about 6-7 people in the room with her trying to hold her down and I had to stand on top of the bed and straddle her and hold her arms down and i got dry humped by her. Yeah NOT an experience I want to go thru again

 

[Silious950]

ewww was she enjoying dry humping you?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I dont think she even realized what she was doing. I know I felt used and abused afterwards

 

[GuesSAngel]

haha those are funny

 

[Sneakiecat]

18. You compliment strangers on "great veins"

My brother was going to give blood and they told him that. He took it as a compliment.

 

[AUDRAA]

lol alot of that works for me too. way to funny and I hear ya on the restraint part except I get the lovely drunks that I have to draw blood on while they are spitting and kicking at me or calling you a profanity

 

[thrawn]

whats the vitamin a for