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[The Man]

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:ninja

You wear a cross?

 

[The Man]

Snobby women. If I smile at you it's because I'm being friendly, you can smile back. Not everyone wants you, you give yourself too much credit.

Exactly.

 

[Dana]

I agree with Darrell about snobby chicks. I don't find the fascination with everything harley.. so you bought a fucking bike... you don't need to be decked out head to toe in it nor does your home.

 

[Dana]

this goes the same for country girls who over do the john deere thing, theyre in john deere their kids are in john deere... blah

 

[Staci]

this goes the same for country girls who over do the john deere thing, theyre in john deere their kids are in john deere... blah

im a country girl but i dont over camo or john deer my kids LOL

 

[Dana]

im a country girl but i dont over camo or john deer my kids LOL

I have family that does it :yuk

 

[Staci]

a little bit is ok....IMO

 

[AstriaPorta]

Older women that dress like they are 16. There is nothing wrong with dressing sexy. But if you are in your 30's and 40's you dont need to wear the same A&F or Hollister clothes the 16 year olds are wearing.

true look bad .... but 30s it is not that old to dress young... and a lot of what 16 year old should not wear what they have on anyways... it is more suited to an adult rather to them .. but i can understand what you mean but i will not add 30s and sometimes early 40s more to over 55... if you look younger and you have the body and can get away with the clothes why not

 

[Boomer]

Making me feel like being nice is a bad thing. That me being nice to you is a sign that I'm falling too fast and I'm expecting a commitment. 1) Not everyone wants to commit to you. Maybe I'm just being a good friend you fuggin loony toon. 2) Maybe I wouldnt be overly nice if you didn't decide to spill the beans on all the fucked up shit your previouse boyfriend did, giving me the obligation of renewing your faith in the male gender. 3) Gimme my fuckin money back and we're going dutch from here on out.

 

[Natasha]

I actually mis typed its supposed to be lower back tattoo

Ahhhhh...I thought I was way out of the loop. LMFAO NOW I get it!!!

 

[Dana]

mom jeans....

 

[Codrus]

I hate it when they fake an illness and then their death!

Nope this happens to me all the time. Women are dying to get away from me! LMFAO

:eekare you fucking serious??!!!...i cant believe this has been relatively untouched,...this is fucking comedy gold.
my only consolation is that im fairly certain of what everyone is thinking...so i guess i shouldnt say anything....

carry on

 

[Dana]

:eekare you fucking serious??!!!...i cant believe this has been relatively untouched,...this is fucking comedy gold.
my only consolation is that im fairly certain of what everyone is thinking...so i guess i shouldnt say anything....

carry on

You musta been hiding under a rock a few years ago...

 

[Codrus]

You musta been hiding under a rock a few years ago...

re read it...slowly,..read it again,...drink in the words...

think about it.......realize my intent

or just scratch your head and carry on :cool

 

[itsmeJonB]

not much can turn me off if I'm in the mood already.
if she starts acting weird or farts, then I'm out

 

[Natasha]

You musta been hiding under a rock a few years ago...

I don't think Cod was here yet for that one.

 

[Dana]

I don't think Cod was here yet for that one.

Oh ok... time flies... I don't remember the year it happened. Doesn't seem long ago.