Guts and Balls:

[IntruderLS1]

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."


:rofl :rofl

 

[Homer]

get use to living alone .

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

haha

 

[UncleBacon]

:rofl :funnah :rofl :funnah :rofl :funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Rusteh]

lmao...and here i thought i had guts and was ballsy....i'm a pansy compared to that :lol

 

[Veronica]

joe would be hit over the head w/ a frying pan!

 

[Jersey]

i can somehow picture V flipping out and using her frying pan as a weapon :funnah

 

[Sim]

Gemini would probably enjoy where this is heading...

She threatens her husband with a frying pan a lot. I even sent her a link to a little frying pan charm that I think she wanted pretty darn badly.

On another note...you can think about my ex on the balls bit. He used to come home with makeup on his shirt all the time. It was one of the main reasons I got out while I could.

Funny, though, how the men with balls tend to be flaming homos...

 

[Veronica]

:agree hahaha


Joes never done anything like that, so I guess I figure if I threaten him w/ bodily harm, then maybe he wont ever.. :dunno LOL

 

[Kungfu]

Re: RE: Guts and Balls:

joe would be hit over the head w/ a frying pan!

Somehow I do not picture you with a frying pan, more like a Bat or bare hands! you were a puncher in the day!

 

[Veronica]

still am. Ive never fought like a chick I also tend to use my legs alot. (habit from my karate days) LOL

 

[Kungfu]

I remember....trust me I remember...

 

[Veronica]

I remember in middle school there was this BIG BIG BIG african american boy that was screwing with me one day and I kicked him square in his nuts.. NEEDLESS to say, HE NEVER messed w/ me again.. Everytime I would see him, he would hold his crotch. HAHA.. ohh the good ole days!

 

[Kungfu]

and I am sure alot of guys still hold there crotches for one reason or another when youa re arounD!