Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather
about sex. He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it
all the time...and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...maybe
on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and
Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed
in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You
too!'"
about sex. He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it
all the time...and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...maybe
on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and
Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed
in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You
too!'"
