got a big mutha after me

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well... i went to my local friendlies and saw this extremely SEXY girl working, who then became my waitress, and started to talk to me. well she kinda blew me off like 128394710239 times, but thats ok cuz im a loser and shes a hot popular girl. well we eventually hung out and she seemed to take a liking to me. we ended up hooking up and then she told me about her boyfriend :dunno . well she showed me a picture and the dude is seriously huge. hes on steroids so is probly also very angry, he can bench me ontop of me (and i weigh 180 lbs, yea he does about 360) and he is now out to kick my ass for gettin wit his girl. even though they are now broken up he blames it on me. well im not really scared cuz i guess he cant fight but i just dont wanna get in a fight wit a testosterone blown big mutha fucka. ill have to lay the smackdown on him :rock
 
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it was worth it.. even if i do get my ass kicked
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but i got a little suprise for him
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hahaha :fu
 

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saj1420 said:
well... i went to my local friendlies and saw this extremely SEXY girl working, who then became my waitress, and started to talk to me. well she kinda blew me off like 128394710239 times, but thats ok cuz im a loser and shes a hot popular girl. well we eventually hung out and she seemed to take a liking to me. we ended up hooking up and then she told me about her boyfriend :dunno . well she showed me a picture and the dude is seriously huge. hes on steroids so is probly also very angry, he can bench me ontop of me (and i weigh 180 lbs, yea he does about 360) and he is now out to kick my ass for gettin wit his girl. even though they are now broken up he blames it on me. well im not really scared cuz i guess he cant fight but i just dont wanna get in a fight wit a testosterone blown big mutha fucka. ill have to lay the smackdown on him :rock

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Dude, your so going to get your ass kicked. :rofl :rofl :rofl

Okay okay maybe not. Just don't hang out where he is known to hang out at. He will only want to start something if he sees you and he is with buddy's that he thinks he might beable to impress.
 

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Heres what ya do, when you finally come face to face with him you ask him, "so, how did I taste?" just be fore you give him a closed fisted sucker punch in the throat. :rock :nuts
 

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Re: RE: got a big mutha after me

2000Si said:
Well, since there's a weight advantage on his part, and you don't know how to fight..

it's been nice knowing ya.

no you got it all wrong, hes the big goofy dude, i DO know how to fight, he doesnt and has never been in a fight, so i have an advantage there i guess.

bossman thats awesome lol if it ever comes down to it im doing it
 

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knocking his adams apple to the side of his throat works and if it doesn't kick the side of his knee cap (or kick him in the nuts but if he's juicing that may be hard)dropping him down then kick him in the teeth....if you do that he will never want to fuck with you again...DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT let him get his hands on you...it doesn't matter if he's never been in a fight if he gets his hands on you it will prolly hurt
 
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