gossip?

[Alice]

Ask me again more slowly.

 

[UncleBacon]

W E L L D O Y O U?

 

[Alice]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

[UncleBacon]

who the hell cares about your dress

 

[Alice]

Nobody cares about your dress.

 

[UncleBacon]

exactly...why don't you burn it

 

[Alice]

You and I are on the same wavelength, UncleBacon.

 

[UncleBacon]

glad to here it

 

[Alice]

I am glad to here it too.

 

[UncleBacon]

do you take it in the cyber pooper? don't make me ask you again?

 

[Alice]

I try not to take anything too seriously. I can't force you to do anything, UncleBacon.

 

[UncleBacon]

you should take that seriously and hard

 

[Alice]

That type of behavior may not be in my nature.

 

[UncleBacon]

it should be...you'd be a better person if it was

 

[Alice]

Things don't always work out the way you want. Am I a better person if it was? Only when it matters.

 

[Veronica]

bacon, be nice to alice.

 

[Alice]

I am so glad you find this amusing, Veronica.

 

[UncleBacon]

we are getting along famously

 

[Alice]

Do you think I am along famously too?

 

[UncleBacon]

no