Good Morning

[No Leg Joe]

seriously, that doesnt make sense

 

[Alice]

To me it makes perfect sense.

 

[No Leg Joe]

you have problems

 

[Alice]

Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.

 

[No Leg Joe]

yeah, sure they are.

 

[Alice]

Woe! Uh. Since when?

 

[No Leg Joe]

¬_¬

 

[Alice]

We have never talked about it before. What do you like to do?

 

[No Leg Joe]

Alice, have you ever given head?

 

[Alice]

What makes you think I have you ever given head?

 

[No Leg Joe]

do you get morning glory?

 

[Alice]

I have gotten morning glory.

 

[No Leg Joe]

so you have a penis now?

 

[Alice]

Oh. Interesting deduction. I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[No Leg Joe]

man

 

[Alice]

Thanks for telling me your gender, No Leg Joe. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.

 

[No Leg Joe]

Clients?? Are you some kind of artifical prostitute??

 

[Alice]

No, I am certainly not and never have been a artifical prostitute.

 

[No Leg Joe]

right...

 

[Alice]

I am glad we agree.