good fast diet?

[BreakfastSurreal]

I totally don't advocate diets like this...but I want to do something the week of my wedding that will help me lose water weight, because unfortunately I will be ragging that week and bloated I know the cabbage soup diet and stuff like that isn't super healthy but I only plan on doing it that week, I want to look my best in my pictures. So what's a good one to try? I don't really want to take pills...just some crazy fat melter diet or something. I thought about the juice diet...

 

[Vampira]

Do you have a Juicer? If you do or not try this out and it might help;
1 wedge of Watermelon
1/2 lbs. Red Grapes
It is good for your kidneys and your bladder. Good luck and Congrats.
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[BreakfastSurreal]

thanks hun! I'm taking AZO cranberry pills right now, but im not sure if they are as good as the real thing or not...i dont have a juicer but i LOVE grapes and watermelon. do youd o that as a Meal replacement? or once a day? or what?

 

[Boomer]

Ive never heard of a good and fast diet that is healthy for you. I could be wrong.

 

[Veronica]

Juice diet would be good, but I really dont know the details of it.
But, if you do that, you better keep yourself VERY busy otherwise you will start wanting food.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

i know they arent too healthy boomer, but it wont kill me, and im not doing it for more than a week or 2. I heard something on the radio about a cranberry diet but i cant find any info on it..they mentioned something about super high concentrated cranberry juice but thats all i caught on it.

 

[Boomer]

You could drink a bunch of grape juice. I heard some people do that to shiat away the pounds.

 

[dt3]

If you just wanna lose water weight, why not go to the sauna?

 

[out91502]

dt3 has a point about the sauna. We used to work with a guy who would drop 20lbs in a day to make weight in the military. Of course to see those results, you would need to add a laxative to the diet.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I probably shouldnt be saying this cause I dont want people to think that this is the thing to do cause it was so wrong for me to do this but back when I was in high school, I would take chocolate laxative to lose weight. It worked but my stomach was always hurting.

 

[Boomer]

Cause ya had to boo boo!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Cause ya had to boo boo!

Yup! lol

 

[drb]

laxitives are horrible, if you use too many you can fuck your system up and become relant on them for the rest of your life. *grr*

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

ugh I've taken laxitives before for...other purposes...and...OMG I wouldnt wish that pain on my worst enemy! lol. YUCK.

 

[AUDRAA]

clare Kronik energy drink the diet one it works trust me on this hun!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

clare Kronik energy drink the diet one it works trust me on this hun!

Ive never heard of that. Can you get it at a gas station?

 

[AUDRAA]

yep its a silver can with light blue writing

 

[drb]

i'm all about diet rockstars

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

hmm ok ill try it. Have yall heard of redline energy drinks??

 

[drb]

holy shit red line is the devil.. take this from a caffine junkie and an ex-tweeker... follow the dirctions on the label. seriously though, if yer trying to lose water weight google body-builders... before a compatiiton they dehydrate the fuck outta themselves to rid water weight.