A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. He sat down and asked his pal what happened.
"Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend. "Then I met a lady who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough, there was the ball. I called out to the lady: "Ma'am, does this look like yours?" And then she hit me in the neck with her driver!"
"Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend. "Then I met a lady who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough, there was the ball. I called out to the lady: "Ma'am, does this look like yours?" And then she hit me in the neck with her driver!"
