A preacher goes into a bar and says: "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."
Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says: "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"
The drunk says: "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says: "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"
The drunk says: "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
