Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my
lunch, grabbed the dog and fishing equipment, slipped
quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would
be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house and slipped back into bed, where
my wife was turned away from me. I whispered to her, "The
weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 20 years replied, "Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that mess?"
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've
stopped fishing.
lunch, grabbed the dog and fishing equipment, slipped
quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would
be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house and slipped back into bed, where
my wife was turned away from me. I whispered to her, "The
weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 20 years replied, "Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that mess?"
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've
stopped fishing.
