Go To Hell

[killingTHEmyth]

So a man standing at the pearly gates is being refused entry by St. Peter.
But why, the man asks. st. peter says "cause your not in the book".

but i payed my dues, I did my time. i even went to church and put 5 dollars in the offering plate."

sorry sir your just not in the book. st peter argues.

"let me speak to someone in charge" the man angrily asks, look there's jesus let me speak to jesus"

St peter walks over to Jesus and says. "Jesus we have a problem, this man says he deserves to be here, he says he did his time and went to church and even put 5 dollars in the offering plate."

"5 dollars huh?" jesus asks, st. peter just nods

"well give him his 5 bucks back and tell him to go to hell..:24:

 

[Elle]

 

[Goat Whisperer]

.............:wtf:...............agrees....................













:sucks:

 

[charLIE2291]

The joke was kinda weak...well REALLY weak.

 

[Doveshit]

"Harumph, harumph!" they say. Give the guy a break, he's tryin' to contribute LOL

 

[Elle]

Oh I pos repped him. He was in the red.

 

[Doveshit]

Oh I pos repped him. He was in the red.

I thought I detected harumphage. Sorry

 

[Cotton]

Oh I pos repped him. He was in the red.

:24: You possed him!