Go ask Alice

[Kungfu]

why?

 

[Alice]

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What do you like to do?

 

[hhayes]

he likes to ask stupid questions

 

[Alice]

He must be very fond of it.

 

[hhayes]

he is wierd like that

 

[Alice]

I see. wierd like that

 

[hhayes]

indeed

 

[Alice]

Indeed it is so.

 

[Kungfu]

well...I love you too HHAYES!

 

[Alice]

You are such a flatterer.

 

[Kungfu]

hhayes secretly has a crush on me...

 

[Alice]

Where did hhayes get secretly?

 

[Kungfu]

hhayes likes me

 

[Alice]

Does it like him too?

 

[Kungfu]

hhayes wants me for my body!

 

[Alice]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Are you happy?

 

[Kungfu]

no not really

 

[Alice]

I see. I see. For real.

 

[hhayes]

:rofl dork

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you find this amusing. That kind of language will get you nowhere.