otherwise I would have stabbed myself in the eye instead of scratching my glasses and stabbing my nose.
That would have sucked.
That would have sucked.
glad i wear glasses
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haha just imagine a phillips head screwdriver cut into the right side of my upper nose.
How'd you stab yourself in the face with a screwdriver Jimmy?
yeah what the hell
Not very Ninja-like...
Would you say that this Qualifies James as the Dumb Ass of the Day.:24:
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or guitar hero-like.
hahaha
I was pulling a nortel phone wall mount off the wall after loosening the two phillips head screws that were holding it to the wall.
Well it took a little more force than I was expecting so I yanked hard straight up. In that process it yanked up and toward me while I had my screw driver in my hand. Tagged my glasses and then I felt a cut. I had to laugh, but then it started bleeding.
Now I feel like I have a headache.
but I'm not in the hospital at least. 
ha way to go slick
What can I say, I'm smooth. lol
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Didn't someone warn you to not jack off with a screw driver in your hand? 
I must have glazed over during that part. 
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haha.
lol!!I must have glazed over during that part.
Glad you were wearing Z87 OSHA-approved glasses, though!
OOOOOOOOOO Be careful dood! I've always been affraid of an eye jammy!
hahaha
I was pulling a nortel phone wall mount off the wall after loosening the two phillips head screws that were holding it to the wall.
Well it took a little more force than I was expecting so I yanked hard straight up. In that process it yanked up and toward me while I had my screw driver in my hand. Tagged my glasses and then I felt a cut. I had to laugh, but then it started bleeding.
Now I feel like I have a headache.
You yanked a screwdriver in the direction of your face? This is why employers don't like their employees to be drunk at work!
Nah I yanked upward, but it went up and back toward me instead.
I usually hold my screwdriver backwards so I woulda just ended up tagging myself in the face with the butt end of it, but I've been off all day. Went to bed at 10 and I feel like I got like 3 hours of sleep total.
I usually hold my screwdriver backwards so I woulda just ended up tagging myself in the face with the butt end of it, but I've been off all day. Went to bed at 10 and I feel like I got like 3 hours of sleep total.
Cuz that's muuuuucchhh better :smiley24:Nah I yanked upward, but it went up and back toward me instead.
I usually hold my screwdriver backwards so I woulda just ended up tagging myself in the face with the butt end of it, but I've been off all day. Went to bed at 10 and I feel like I got like 3 hours of sleep total.
It wouldn't have cut me or scratched my glasses though, I'd have been better off just knocking myself out with a bruise.