Ghosts

[mazHur]

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[FONT=&quot]A professor at [/FONT][FONT=&quot]a[/FONT][FONT=&quot] University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]To get a feel for his audience, he asks, [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]'How many people here believe in ghosts?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]About 90 students raise their hands [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]About 40 students raise their hands. [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]About 15 students raise their hand [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Three students raise their hands. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Ahmed replied, "Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats." [/FONT]

 

[Niamh]

hahahaha

 

[Joe the meek]

Know the same one, but the question was asked at West Virginia University and it was Billy Bob who answered.

 

[mazHur]

Everything moves round and round in this round earth, no surprise!