satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
[FONT="]A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start.
"Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.
"Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says: "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor Asks: "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
Bubba replied: "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats"
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About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start.
"Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.
"Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says: "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor Asks: "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
Bubba replied: "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats"
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