lumpenstein
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This young good looking but unfortunately stupid guy was sitting in a singles bar looking to get laid.
Not a girl in sight would put up with his oafish, dumb-ass come-ons so he sat at the bar alone.
He saw an old guy walk in and sit at the other end of the bar. A hot babe sat beside him and the old guy leaned toward him and whispered something to her. To the dumb-ass's surprise they left together arm in arm.
Dumb-ass spend several weeks striking out at the same bar but saw the old fart frequently going home with some hot stuff.
Finally he couldn't take it any more and sat beside the old bugger one night and asked "I see you scoring all the time here and you are old and I'm young but can't get a date. What is your secret?".
The old guy just smirks and says "It's easy! I just whisper to the girl 'Tickle your ass with a feather?" and they either say yes or asked shocked "What did you say?!'. If they ask that I quickly say "Typically nasty weather" and they say "Ah! ok!" and I'm off the hook. Once out of twenty I get lucky but it's better than sitting here alone."
So dumb-ass sidles up to the bar the next night and sure enough a sexy girl sits next to him.
He glances at her and says "Shove a feather up your ass?"
"What?!?!" the girl asks, obviously shocked.
Dumb-ass quickly responds with the cover-line: "Holy fuck! Look at them clouds!"
Not a girl in sight would put up with his oafish, dumb-ass come-ons so he sat at the bar alone.
He saw an old guy walk in and sit at the other end of the bar. A hot babe sat beside him and the old guy leaned toward him and whispered something to her. To the dumb-ass's surprise they left together arm in arm.
Dumb-ass spend several weeks striking out at the same bar but saw the old fart frequently going home with some hot stuff.
Finally he couldn't take it any more and sat beside the old bugger one night and asked "I see you scoring all the time here and you are old and I'm young but can't get a date. What is your secret?".
The old guy just smirks and says "It's easy! I just whisper to the girl 'Tickle your ass with a feather?" and they either say yes or asked shocked "What did you say?!'. If they ask that I quickly say "Typically nasty weather" and they say "Ah! ok!" and I'm off the hook. Once out of twenty I get lucky but it's better than sitting here alone."
So dumb-ass sidles up to the bar the next night and sure enough a sexy girl sits next to him.
He glances at her and says "Shove a feather up your ass?"
"What?!?!" the girl asks, obviously shocked.
Dumb-ass quickly responds with the cover-line: "Holy fuck! Look at them clouds!"
