Geography of women/men

[Mrs Behavin]

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade,especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced ofher own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and adesirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and allconquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Lost the war and haunted bypast mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders nowunpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirstfor spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a dick.

 

[SilentEyz]

Lol.. Good one, Don't think I could argue with it too much

 

[TheOriginalJames]

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade,especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced ofher own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and adesirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and allconquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Lost the war and haunted bypast mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders nowunpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirstfor spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a dick.

haha just goes to show you the simplicity of men is superior.

 

[Tim]

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Well a razor would take care of that wild side

 

[elluko]

ha! Burn on bush. was that supposed to be a burn on men, a fact, a compliment or just a point?

 

[ClickMe]

The geography of women and men

The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

 

[Godsloveapples]

Re: The geography of women and men

lol, I read that one on coolquotescollection.com

 

[satinbutterfly]

Re: The geography of women and men

Nice. :nod:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Re: The geography of women and men

That's really accurate and funny at the same time.

:24:

 

[Breath]

Re: The geography of women and men

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

No one told me this was supposed to be my dream man.