Genie Game

[TehShizzle]

Easy game...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.

Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...mwahaha
I wish.....

etc
I'll start it

I wish I had a housekeeper to clean, wash, iron, tidy, pull weeds in the garden.

 

[SammyStephens]

Granted, but your cleaner is Is a 450 lbs hairy man wit Irritable Bowel Syndrome


I wish I fly like superman

 

[TehShizzle]

Its yours, but only 50 feet high. When you go above 50 feet you fall to your death and all the kids poke your dead body with sticks.

I wish for unbelievable game owning skills.

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

You will own at video games, but you will become so good that you become addicted and play for 4 days straight, becoming fat, greasy and eventually dying from loneliness and heart failure.

I wish that i had exact change come out of my hand whenever i reach inside my wallet to pay for something and the money came in a never ending supply.

 

[canidae]

Granted - but you quickly get bored of not having to work for it and jump off a bridge in despair.

I wish for the end of the universe

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

The end of the universe will come, but you will somehow survive, and in this universe there is no possible way to kill yourself and all you do is float around endlessly, wishing you could die because of the boredom. (that took me a long time to come up with)
I wish for the ability to read minds.

 

[canidae]

You have the ability to read minds- but as time goes by, the thoughts of others becomes unbearable and you jump off a bridge to escape the mental/emotional pain and suffering of others.

I wish for friendly aliens to come take me away

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

they will take you away, but the presence of a human in the alien world sparks a rivalry between the alien clans and u are taken away by the medical division to get anal probed for research purposes and then become eliminated

 

[TehShizzle]

they will take you away, but the presence of a human in the alien world sparks a rivalry between the alien clans and u are taken away by the medical division to get anal probed for research purposes and then become eliminated

Your wish for no wish has been granted but the very act of wishing for no wish is actually still a wish. This very wish made the universe explode instantly.

I wish for world peace

 

[canidae]

World peace is at hand - but overpopulation leads to world famine, disease, and pestilence.

I wish for giant crabs to invade the earth

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

oops, i forgot to wish. sorry

Your world peace will be great for a while, but someone will realise that because there is peace, there is no need for weapons. And because there are no weapons, if they made weapons they could control the world. So the world peace will end.

 

[TehShizzle]

World peace is at hand - but overpopulation leads to world famine, disease, and pestilence.

I wish for giant crabs to invade the earth

They arrive to earth only to land in the ocean in which the governments of the world unite to boil the ocean and the giant crabs. Giant crab legs are served to everyone in the world for free. Soon the world currency is based upon Crab leg meet because everyone wants it Soon the oceans are over ran with fishing boats. These fishing boats attach machinegunes to their boats to attack the Competition. Soon after the goverments declare war for ocean terriory. The nations of the world nuke eachother and send the earth into Nuclear winter. No more crabs can live.

I wish I could stop time

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

time will stop and u will be stuck in a timeless world.

I wish i was spiderman

 

[canidae]

You are spiderman - but not very good at it - you get spidy web wrapped around your neck and hang yourself

I wish I was ruler of the world

 

[Anie]

You are the Ruler of the world but the world you rule gets destroyed after your leadership.

I wish that I had a car

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

You get a car and show all of you friends, while driving them around, you get into a car accident. Luckily, you are unharmed. Unluckily, all the other passengers including your five year old son are dead.

I wish i was happy

 

[Anie]

You are happy which then offends someone who murders you for being too happy in your life, they were extremely jealous.

I wish I had an island to myself.

 

[canidae]

You get your island - but the boat floats away and you're stranded forever

I wish I was invisible

 

[Anie]

You're invisible but then go insane by being invisible so you jump off a bridge to end your misery.

I wish I was taller

 

[TehShizzle]

You are able to become invisable off and on whenever you like. One day you turn invisable and bump into a man and run away. This man then goes crazy about ghosts and takes out his pistol and shoots randomly around him. You are shot in the arm and soon pass out. People find blood but no body, you bleed to death on the streets.

I wish I had a faster internet connection