GAME: Who's tougher?

[Wookiegirl]

Yoda is a bad ass

Yoda vs. Alien

 

[Tyler Durden]

Does Yoda have his saber?

In which case Yoda

Yoda -vs- Mogwai

 

[Wookiegirl]

Yoda goes no where without his saber

Yoda

Yoda vs. Spiderman

 

[Tyler Durden]

Yoda

Yoda is not getting beaten here!

Yoda -vs- A nuclear warhead

 

[Wookiegirl]

Yoda cuz he'd use the force to disengage the warhead

Yoda vs. Neo

 

[Tyler Durden]

Neo, just coz I'm bored with Yoda!!

Neo -vs- Brock Lesnar

 

[Wookiegirl]

Brock Lesnar - Neo's a bitch

Brock Lesnar vs. Batista

 

[Tyler Durden]

Brock. Batista is only worthy for nailing small diva blondes

Brock -vs- Angle

 

[Wookiegirl]

Brock
Angle is a dick

Brock vs. Cena

 

[Tyler Durden]

Brock. C'mon WG!!

Brock -vs- Me in a Barbie streetfight

 

[Wookiegirl]

You if you're using barbies

You vs. Me in a cage fight

 

[Tyler Durden]

Me, I'm more in the mood now. I think I could take you!!

Me -vs- Lil Wooks in a guitar hero battle

 

[Wookiegirl]

You so could not - you lie so badly!!
You're British....we always beat the British

Lil wooks FTW!!

Michael Jackson vs. George Michael

 

[Tyler Durden]

Jacko. George would let him winz in exchange for the "glove" treatment

Wacko -vs- Britney

 

[Wookiegirl]

Britney - did you see her with a baseball bat????

Britney vs. Madonna

 

[Tyler Durden]

Madonna has a lot of Brit in her, so she wins

Madonna -vs- Courtney Love

 

[Wookiegirl]

Madonna is from detroit
Banging a British guy does not make one British!

Courtney Love - that bitch is whack.

Courtney Love vs. Amy Winehouse

 

[Tyler Durden]

She's as British as you will be!!!

Courtney would get someone to shoot Amy for her!

Courtney -vs- Anne of Cleves in a battle of the ugmos

 

[Wookiegirl]

Courtney

Anne wasn't THAT ugly

Courtney vs. Christina Aguillera

 

[Tyler Durden]

Aguilera just coz thinking of Courtney loses my mojo and Aguilera does have the DIRTY video in my head

Aguilera -vs- JLo