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My mom once popped out with dust pussies instead of dust bunnies...my brother and I both had cornflakes shoot out of our noses.

Mom: Your rooms are a mess! The dust pussies under your bed are going to come to life soon.
Bro and I: I'm sorry the what now?
Mom: Pussies! Dust pussies! You know the balls of dust under your...
Bro and I: *hysterical laughter*
Bro: I'm not sure I should rid my room of pussies
I: You can have mine
Mom: You're both grounded. :p
 
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