Mrs Behavin said:
so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:
"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"
that's my boy!
Well isn't he a queer one, I thought to myself. What kind of feminazi bootlicker would waste time drooling over our stubbornly repetitive, tedious posts when there are so many tedious threads to bathe in? The answer is of course obvious and slightly depressing.
Penis size? Even a cursory comparison of our styles reveals alternative word choices ( basic English words rendered in cock talk such as "leet" and "owned" etc.), similar paragraphing, the same obliviousness to grammar, and perhaps most tellingly, the idiosyncratic habit of ending a sentence with two periods.. This all points to a small penis.
Are you questioning our manhood? You're a lot cleverer than I give you credit for because that always works with me...
Well, Mrs Behavin, I use the following formula to determine a person's size: Sh = -P(1+i)^n - [p(1+i)((1+i)^n - 1)/i],
where Sh stands for shlong, P is your penis size and n is the important nonsense variable.
Work it out for yerself!