Funny things kids say....

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Mrs Behavin

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so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:

"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"

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that's my boy!
 
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Mrs Behavin said:
so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:

"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"

rotflol.gif


that's my boy!

Well isn't he a queer one, I thought to myself. What kind of feminazi bootlicker would waste time drooling over our stubbornly repetitive, tedious posts when there are so many tedious threads to bathe in? The answer is of course obvious and slightly depressing.

Penis size? Even a cursory comparison of our styles reveals alternative word choices ( basic English words rendered in cock talk such as "leet" and "owned" etc.), similar paragraphing, the same obliviousness to grammar, and perhaps most tellingly, the idiosyncratic habit of ending a sentence with two periods.. This all points to a small penis.

Are you questioning our manhood? You're a lot cleverer than I give you credit for because that always works with me...

Well, Mrs Behavin, I use the following formula to determine a person's size: Sh = -P(1+i)^n - [p(1+i)((1+i)^n - 1)/i],

where Sh stands for shlong, P is your penis size and n is the important nonsense variable.

Work it out for yerself!
 

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Gaijin De Tokyo said:
Mrs Behavin said:
so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:

"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"

rotflol.gif


that's my boy!

Well isn't he a queer one, I thought to myself. What kind of feminazi bootlicker would waste time drooling over our stubbornly repetitive, tedious posts when there are so many tedious threads to bathe in? The answer is of course obvious and slightly depressing.

Penis size? Even a cursory comparison of our styles reveals alternative word choices ( basic English words rendered in cock talk such as "leet" and "owned" etc.), similar paragraphing, the same obliviousness to grammar, and perhaps most tellingly, the idiosyncratic habit of ending a sentence with two periods.. This all points to a small penis.

Are you questioning our manhood? You're a lot cleverer than I give you credit for because that always works with me...

Well, Mrs Behavin, I use the following formula to determine a person's size: Sh = -P(1+i)^n - [p(1+i)((1+i)^n - 1)/i],

where Sh stands for shlong, P is your penis size and n is the important nonsense variable.

Work it out for yerself!

Fucking over thinkers... I bet you got beat up a lot in school.
 

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What are ya talking about? He's hysterical! I'm not the only one here that frantically and impatiently awaits the moment where Gaijin deems it necessary to reply to a post.
 

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LOL!!

My son fell in the mcdonalds play tube thingy.. and I started laughing (i knew he wasnt hurt).. he said "mommy, thats not very funny" I laughed my butt off!!!

Then ofcourse there was that time when austin walked in on me and joe in the shower and asked what I was doing.. I told him I was washing my feet and he said, "mommy, you wash your feet very good" HAHAHA
 

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Gaijin De Tokyo said:
Mrs Behavin said:
so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:

"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"

rotflol.gif


that's my boy!

Well isn't he a queer one, I thought to myself. What kind of feminazi bootlicker would waste time drooling over our stubbornly repetitive, tedious posts when there are so many tedious threads to bathe in? The answer is of course obvious and slightly depressing.

Penis size? Even a cursory comparison of our styles reveals alternative word choices ( basic English words rendered in cock talk such as "leet" and "owned" etc.), similar paragraphing, the same obliviousness to grammar, and perhaps most tellingly, the idiosyncratic habit of ending a sentence with two periods.. This all points to a small penis.

Are you questioning our manhood? You're a lot cleverer than I give you credit for because that always works with me...

Well, Mrs Behavin, I use the following formula to determine a person's size: Sh = -P(1+i)^n - [p(1+i)((1+i)^n - 1)/i],

where Sh stands for shlong, P is your penis size and n is the important nonsense variable.

Work it out for yerself!

:wtf stupid post right there.
 

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Gaijin De Tokyo said:
Mrs Behavin said:
so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:

"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"

rotflol.gif


that's my boy!

Well isn't he a queer one, I thought to myself. What kind of feminazi bootlicker would waste time drooling over our stubbornly repetitive, tedious posts when there are so many tedious threads to bathe in? The answer is of course obvious and slightly depressing.

Penis size? Even a cursory comparison of our styles reveals alternative word choices ( basic English words rendered in cock talk such as "leet" and "owned" etc.), similar paragraphing, the same obliviousness to grammar, and perhaps most tellingly, the idiosyncratic habit of ending a sentence with two periods.. This all points to a small penis.

Are you questioning our manhood? You're a lot cleverer than I give you credit for because that always works with me...

Well, Mrs Behavin, I use the following formula to determine a person's size: Sh = -P(1+i)^n - [p(1+i)((1+i)^n - 1)/i],

where Sh stands for shlong, P is your penis size and n is the important nonsense variable.

Work it out for yerself!

:wtf :blah :blah :blah :blah :blah :blah :blah :blah

Can you find another forum to invade????????
 

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vshayes said:
LOL!!

My son fell in the mcdonalds play tube thingy.. and I started laughing (i knew he wasnt hurt).. he said "mommy, thats not very funny" I laughed my butt off!!!

Then ofcourse there was that time when austin walked in on me and joe in the shower and asked what I was doing.. I told him I was washing my feet and he said, "mommy, you wash your feet very good" HAHAHA

LMFAO!!

DAMN IT THE IMAGE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD...I DON'T WANNA SEE JOE IN THAT PICTURE EITHER....v looks great in that picture though :rock :rock
 

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Legoman said:
What are ya talking about? He's hysterical! I'm not the only one here that frantically and impatiently awaits the moment where Gaijin deems it necessary to reply to a post.

um... he's taking the innocent statement from a 3 year old and turns it into a world vs American ways of life insult fest.

I don't see what was necessary in his post about what a child said to their care takers over thinking it like only a moron would do.
 
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Gaijin De Tokyo said:
Mrs Behavin said:
so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:

"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"

rotflol.gif


that's my boy!

Well isn't he a queer one, I thought to myself. What kind of feminazi bootlicker would waste time drooling over our stubbornly repetitive, tedious posts when there are so many tedious threads to bathe in? The answer is of course obvious and slightly depressing.

Penis size? Even a cursory comparison of our styles reveals alternative word choices ( basic English words rendered in cock talk such as "leet" and "owned" etc.), similar paragraphing, the same obliviousness to grammar, and perhaps most tellingly, the idiosyncratic habit of ending a sentence with two periods.. This all points to a small penis.

Are you questioning our manhood? You're a lot cleverer than I give you credit for because that always works with me...

Well, Mrs Behavin, I use the following formula to determine a person's size: Sh = -P(1+i)^n - [p(1+i)((1+i)^n - 1)/i],

where Sh stands for shlong, P is your penis size and n is the important nonsense variable.

Work it out for yerself!

:nuts
 

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Gaijin De Tokyo said:
Mrs Behavin said:
so my dad was watching my kids last night. when my husband got him my dad told him that my son had paid my husband a big complement. this is what he said:

"my daddy has a BIG penis. i have a small penis"

rotflol.gif


that's my boy!

Well isn't he a queer one, I thought to myself. What kind of feminazi bootlicker would waste time drooling over our stubbornly repetitive, tedious posts when there are so many tedious threads to bathe in? The answer is of course obvious and slightly depressing.

Penis size? Even a cursory comparison of our styles reveals alternative word choices ( basic English words rendered in cock talk such as "leet" and "owned" etc.), similar paragraphing, the same obliviousness to grammar, and perhaps most tellingly, the idiosyncratic habit of ending a sentence with two periods.. This all points to a small penis.

Are you questioning our manhood? You're a lot cleverer than I give you credit for because that always works with me...

Well, Mrs Behavin, I use the following formula to determine a person's size: Sh = -P(1+i)^n - [p(1+i)((1+i)^n - 1)/i],

where Sh stands for shlong, P is your penis size and n is the important nonsense variable.

Work it out for yerself!
you may be smart but you have no class.
 
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