Funny stories??

Keight said:
When My brother and I were younger, (in our teens) My brother asked my mum one day why he and I didnt get any of the dark colouring she had. My mum simply replied its all in the genes.... to which point my brother looked down at his pants looked at me looked at my mum, back at his pants confused and said "My levis?"
Damn nearly fell off my chair!! hes a lil slow sometimes :p
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Lmao, classic! I'm going to have to start remembering past time stories...
 
Oh i got heaps.... i got into a lot of mishcheif as a child LOL :p

My cousin and I were walking the streets late at night (as you do) and she thought she would be a smartass by pulling her beanie over her head and announcing she was as blind as a bat..... she didnt see the telegraph pole in front of her though and smashed right into it.... needless to say we were busted when she had to go to hospital for a broken nose :24:
 
I once insisted that I be sat out of a game because in moving my game socks from my bag to my locker, one of them fell and hit the floor.

That for me was a big no no

Of course my coach was in a pickle....He understands how important superstition is to a baseball player.

He was not happy, but he benched me....Until the bat boy could re-wash my socks
 
on occaision i get drunk..not often though.
on one drunken occaision i left the pub only to enter the beer garden and the kids adventure play gound.on seeing the firemans pole it seemed like avery good idea to go down it head first (it was surrounded by a metal cage for health and safety reasons.all went well till i reached the bottom ,where i found myself upside down and well stuck.it required 6 members of the kyzers mc to remove me.

see younguns ..dont drink;)
 
BadBoy@TheWheel said:
I once insisted that I be sat out of a game because in moving my game socks from my bag to my locker, one of them fell and hit the floor.

That for me was a big no no

Of course my coach was in a pickle....He understands how important superstition is to a baseball player.

He was not happy, but he benched me....Until the bat boy could re-wash my socks
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Lmao... Even though I've never seen a picture of you... I can just imagen you sitting there on the bench. Twiddling your thumbs!

But more to the point... did you come on and win them the game?
 
debbie t said:
on occaision i get drunk..not often though.
on one drunken occaision i left the pub only to enter the beer garden and the kids adventure play gound.on seeing the firemans pole it seemed like avery good idea to go down it head first (it was surrounded by a metal cage for health and safety reasons.all went well till i reached the bottom ,where i found myself upside down and well stuck.it required 6 members of the kyzers mc to remove me.

see younguns ..dont drink;)
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That one could have ended tragically:(
 
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