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*For sale: parachute. only used once. Never opened. Small stain
*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
*As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
*As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar
*she's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher
*I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it
*Those who live by the sword....get shot by those who don't
*I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
*It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
*You have the right to remain silent. anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
*Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population...
*1 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean 4 out of 5 people enjoy it?
 
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