Okay, this was a joke I read off of some website somewhere once, I don't remember where exactly. I just wanted to make it clear that I didn't make up this joke myself, lol.
Anyway, it goes something like this:
There is this teacher... let's call him Mr. Brown. He teaches kind of a rowdy class of kids who could be considered delinquents. (if that's the word I want) In other words, they're not the best-behaved group of teenagers in the world.
Well, he hasn't started his first day of teaching yet, but he is going too soon. He figures he'll just do the best job he can.
Anyway, he gets into an accident on his motorcycle, and ends up going to the hospital. He's fine, but he needs to wear a cast on his chest for a while because he broke some ribs or something, I think.
So anyway, school begins. He begins teaching the class, and the students become rather unruly. He's getting a bit irritated, and is having a bit of trouble concentrating. Another thing that is annoying him is that his tie keeps flopping around because the window is open, and there's a breeze coming through.
The class continues to get more and more unruly. And the tie won't stop flopping into his face. Finally, in a fit of frustration, he grabs a stapler off the desk and stables the tie to his chest in three places.
...
He never had any trouble with that class ever again.
Anyway, it goes something like this:
There is this teacher... let's call him Mr. Brown. He teaches kind of a rowdy class of kids who could be considered delinquents. (if that's the word I want) In other words, they're not the best-behaved group of teenagers in the world.
Well, he hasn't started his first day of teaching yet, but he is going too soon. He figures he'll just do the best job he can.
Anyway, he gets into an accident on his motorcycle, and ends up going to the hospital. He's fine, but he needs to wear a cast on his chest for a while because he broke some ribs or something, I think.
So anyway, school begins. He begins teaching the class, and the students become rather unruly. He's getting a bit irritated, and is having a bit of trouble concentrating. Another thing that is annoying him is that his tie keeps flopping around because the window is open, and there's a breeze coming through.
The class continues to get more and more unruly. And the tie won't stop flopping into his face. Finally, in a fit of frustration, he grabs a stapler off the desk and stables the tie to his chest in three places.
...
He never had any trouble with that class ever again.
