Godsloveapples
Between darkness and wonder
Keep Earth clean, it's not Uranus
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To do is to be - Socrates
To be is to do - Aristotle
Do be do be do - Sinatra
Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for. Because you never know when they'll do something....stupid.
"When asked what he wanted from life, he said, I'll start with a written apology."
Hold on to yer nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I'm from a little place called England... We used to run the world before you."
Bumper Sticker
I haven't grown up at all since I was a freshmen in high school, unfortunately neither has my penis.
Tom DeLonge
Masterbation cums in handy
To do is to be - Socrates
To be is to do - Aristotle
Do be do be do - Sinatra
Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for. Because you never know when they'll do something....stupid.
Jack Sparrow - Piraties of the Caribbean
"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up"
Logo on a T-shirt
"When asked what he wanted from life, he said, I'll start with a written apology."
B Tier
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to yer nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I'm from a little place called England... We used to run the world before you."
Ricky Gervais
