fuel's private island

[NuckingFuts]

I wanna cake like that.

 

[fuel1316]

whos ready for drinks?

 

[Jezzebelle]

Washington Apple... SHAKEN please

 

[fuel1316]

*shakes ass*

*pours drink*

 

[Jezzebelle]

That's not a washington apple :/ NEW BARTENDER PLEASE

 

[fuel1316]

That's not a washington apple :/ NEW BARTENDER PLEASE

google image said it was! demand a need search engine!

 

[Jezzebelle]

Should be pretty dark red from the crown... not pink

 

[Maulds]

 

[Jezzebelle]

oooh beautiful, just like how I like 'em Maulds erv

 

[fuel1316]

maybe i should hire mauldy bum to make drinks

 

[Jezzebelle]

There ya go... you're too pretty to pour. Hop on top of the bar and shake that ass!

 

[Minderella]

that was one of my better ass-cakes.

 

[Jezzebelle]

A marvel to be sure

 

[Maulds]

It was a sweet-ass ass-cake

 

[fuel1316]

:24: it sure was

 

[Jezzebelle]

badass sweet-ass ass cake

 

[Minderella]

it gets a little bit tiring molding asses for 24 hours straight though.

 

[Jezzebelle]

*takes bite*

 

[fuel1316]

can i get you anything jade or mauldy bum? drink? surf board? tanning oil?

 

[Minderella]

i'd love a margarita, and don't forget the little umbrella.

also, i need you to rub some sunscreen on me. i don't want to burn.