frikkin bird....

Jersey

Mrs. Dontchaknow
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RIP to the damn bird who decided to fly directly into my windshield while I was doing 75 down Route 18... and thanks for the last sentiments you left all over my car...

Yippee.. its 11:30pm and the car wash doesnt open til the morning :wtf:
 
no... he apparently saw the windshield coming... and um, pooed all over it...

he/she it the very top of the windshield, where it connects to the roof of my car... i checked it out, theres a lil bit of a ding... i think he juuuuuuuust clipped it--- but i did get to see it... wings spread out coming right for me--- and for a split second I forgot there was anything between us
 
How horrid it would have been if there was traffic and you side-swiped someone. I can just imagine the explanation to the insurance. "But it pooped on me!"
 
I had one run into my bumper when i was with my instructor in drivers ed. He made me pull over because he wanted to see if it left a dent. i wasn't in trouble, he just thought it would make a good story if there was a dent...lol


unfortunately for him, there wasn't one.
 
i was on a way to a car show last year and a bird hit my brand new billet grille on my truck. luckily it didnt damage the grille but there was a little blood on it...lol.
 
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