A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, .
stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks .
away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime .
and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas.
to make the Van Gogh"
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I posted this because I figured I had nothing Toulouse
After careful planning, he got past security, .
stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks .
away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime .
and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas.
to make the Van Gogh"
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I posted this because I figured I had nothing Toulouse
