Fred's Ponderances

[Niamh]

hhmmm, avoid them then? or is that not possible?

 

[AUFred]

If only it was possible.

 

[Niamh]

you could always push them out of a window and make it look like an accident!

 

[AUFred]

too far away

 

[Siphorous]

Send them doctored chocolates that look normal but are full of chilli flakes. Hot stuff! :nod:

 

[Siphorous]

Or cake / brownie things rather.

 

[AUFred]

Why do days you wish would end last longest?

 

[Niamh]

because time flies when you're having fun!

 

[AUFred]

Get to take my wife's car to the shop again today.

 

[AUFred]

New adventures every day. Time to post less.

 

[AUFred]

Looking forward to "Salty rim therapy" this evening.

 

[Diggin Deep]

What is "salty rim therapy"....drinking margaritas?

 

[AUFred]

that would be correct.

 

[AUFred]

Yesterday went fishing and cleaned my vehicles. Even worked on tires & rims on my truck.

 

[AUFred]

Today not much planned.

 

[AUFred]

Another week begins

 

[AUFred]

How bad is the economy?

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[jassilem]

:24: those are good ones Fred!

 

[AUFred]

Survived another Monday. Tonight I bowl league again.

 

[Diggin Deep]

How bad is the economy?

Yeah...that's bad! :24: