GO STEELERS!!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains
to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students
to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class
raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked,
'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?'
'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan,
so I'm a Steelers fan too!'' Well,' said the teacher in an
obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be
a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your
dad were a moron, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan,
a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain
and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal.
'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off
the side of the mountain.Not to be outdone,
the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!'
and throws himself off the mountain.
The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!'
and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.
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On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains
to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students
to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class
raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked,
'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?'
'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan,
so I'm a Steelers fan too!'' Well,' said the teacher in an
obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be
a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your
dad were a moron, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan,
a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain
and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal.
'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off
the side of the mountain.Not to be outdone,
the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!'
and throws himself off the mountain.
The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!'
and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.
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