> >> Poem to MOM> >>
> >>
> >> My son came home from school one day,
> >> with a smirk upon his face.
> >> He decided he was smart enough,
> >> to put me in my place.
> >>
> >> "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
> >> that's taught by Mr. Wright?
> >> It's all about the laws today,
> >> The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
> >>
> >> It says I need not clean my room,
> >> don't have to cut my hair
> >> No one can tell me what to think,
> >> or speak, or what to wear.
> >>
> >> I have freedom from religion,
> >> and regardless what you say,
> >> I don't have to bow my head,
> >> and I sure don't have to pray.
> >>
> >> I can wear earrings if I want,
> >> and pierce my tongue & nose.
> >> I can read & watch jus t what I like,
> >> get tattoos from head to toe.
> >>
> >> And if you ever spank me,
> >> I'll charge you with a crime.
> >> I'll back up al l my charges,
> >> with the marks on my behind.
> >>
> >> Don't you ever touch me,
> >> my body's only for my use,
> >> not for your hugs and kisses,
> >> that's just more child abuse.
> >>
> >> Don't preach about your morals,
> >> like your Mama did to you.
> >> That's nothing more than mind control,
> >> And it's illegal too!
> >>
> >> Mom, I have these children's rights,
> >> so you can't influence me,
> >> or I'll call Children's Services Division,
> >> better known as C.S.D."
> >>
> >>
> >> Mom's Reply and Thoughts
> >>
> >>
> >> Of course my first in stinct was
> >> to toss him out the door.
> >> But the chance to teach him a lesson
> >> made me think a little more.
> >>
> >> I mulled it over carefully,
> >> I couldn't let this go.
> >> A smile crept upon my face,
> >> he's messing with a pro.
> >>
> >> Next day I took him shopping
> >> at the local Goodwill Store..
> >> I told him, "Pick out all you want,
> >> there's shirts & pants galore.
> >>
> >> I've called and checked with C.S.D .
> >> who said they didn't care
> >> if I bought you K-Mart shoes
> >> instead of those Nike Airs.
> >>
> >> I've canceled that appointment
> >> to take your driver's test.
> >> The C.S.D. is unconcerned
> >> so I'll decide what's best."
> >>
> >> I said "No time to stop and eat,
> >> or pick up stuff to munch.
> >> And tomorrow you can start to learn
> >> to make your own sack lunch.
> >>
> >> Just save the raging appetite,
> >> and wait till dinner time.
> >> We're having liver and onions,
> >> a favorite dish of mine."
> >>
> >> He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
> >> to watch on my VCR?"
> >> "Sorry, but I sold your TV,
> >> for new tires on my car.
> >> I also rented out your room,
> >> you'll take the couch instead.
> >> The C.S.D. requires
> >> just a roof over your head.
> >>
> >> Your clothing won't be trendy now,
> >> I'll choose what we eat.
> >> That allowance that you used to get,
> >> will buy me something neat.
> >>
> >> I'm selling off your jet ski,
> >> dirt-bike & roller blades.
> >> Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today!
> >>
> >> Hey hot shot, are you crying,
> >> Why are you on your knees?
> >> Are you asking God to help you out,
> >> instead of C.S.D..?"
> >>
> >> Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised
> >> teenagers, or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who
> >> will be parents someday O R ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ...I love
> >> this One!!!
> >>
> >> MOM
> >> (Mean Old Mother)
> >>
> >> My son came home from school one day,
> >> with a smirk upon his face.
> >> He decided he was smart enough,
> >> to put me in my place.
> >>
> >> "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
> >> that's taught by Mr. Wright?
> >> It's all about the laws today,
> >> The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
> >>
> >> It says I need not clean my room,
> >> don't have to cut my hair
> >> No one can tell me what to think,
> >> or speak, or what to wear.
> >>
> >> I have freedom from religion,
> >> and regardless what you say,
> >> I don't have to bow my head,
> >> and I sure don't have to pray.
> >>
> >> I can wear earrings if I want,
> >> and pierce my tongue & nose.
> >> I can read & watch jus t what I like,
> >> get tattoos from head to toe.
> >>
> >> And if you ever spank me,
> >> I'll charge you with a crime.
> >> I'll back up al l my charges,
> >> with the marks on my behind.
> >>
> >> Don't you ever touch me,
> >> my body's only for my use,
> >> not for your hugs and kisses,
> >> that's just more child abuse.
> >>
> >> Don't preach about your morals,
> >> like your Mama did to you.
> >> That's nothing more than mind control,
> >> And it's illegal too!
> >>
> >> Mom, I have these children's rights,
> >> so you can't influence me,
> >> or I'll call Children's Services Division,
> >> better known as C.S.D."
> >>
> >>
> >> Mom's Reply and Thoughts
> >>
> >>
> >> Of course my first in stinct was
> >> to toss him out the door.
> >> But the chance to teach him a lesson
> >> made me think a little more.
> >>
> >> I mulled it over carefully,
> >> I couldn't let this go.
> >> A smile crept upon my face,
> >> he's messing with a pro.
> >>
> >> Next day I took him shopping
> >> at the local Goodwill Store..
> >> I told him, "Pick out all you want,
> >> there's shirts & pants galore.
> >>
> >> I've called and checked with C.S.D .
> >> who said they didn't care
> >> if I bought you K-Mart shoes
> >> instead of those Nike Airs.
> >>
> >> I've canceled that appointment
> >> to take your driver's test.
> >> The C.S.D. is unconcerned
> >> so I'll decide what's best."
> >>
> >> I said "No time to stop and eat,
> >> or pick up stuff to munch.
> >> And tomorrow you can start to learn
> >> to make your own sack lunch.
> >>
> >> Just save the raging appetite,
> >> and wait till dinner time.
> >> We're having liver and onions,
> >> a favorite dish of mine."
> >>
> >> He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
> >> to watch on my VCR?"
> >> "Sorry, but I sold your TV,
> >> for new tires on my car.
> >> I also rented out your room,
> >> you'll take the couch instead.
> >> The C.S.D. requires
> >> just a roof over your head.
> >>
> >> Your clothing won't be trendy now,
> >> I'll choose what we eat.
> >> That allowance that you used to get,
> >> will buy me something neat.
> >>
> >> I'm selling off your jet ski,
> >> dirt-bike & roller blades.
> >> Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today!
> >>
> >> Hey hot shot, are you crying,
> >> Why are you on your knees?
> >> Are you asking God to help you out,
> >> instead of C.S.D..?"
> >>
> >> Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised
> >> teenagers, or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who
> >> will be parents someday O R ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ...I love
> >> this One!!!
> >>
> >> MOM
> >> (Mean Old Mother)
