With your 30 % you are: You are MICHAEL KELSO. Two things control your life: sex and beauty. But mostly just sex. You’re the best looking person in this room. No. In this whole town. No! No, in this whole state. No! Some people call you egotistical and narcissistic, but you’re really just making up for those headgear years. Other people call you stupid, but you’re really just naïve. You are an incredibly complex man. Your girlfriend is the only one who truly understands you, and though you love her, you cheat because she makes you feel bad about yourself. 13 % from 9215 test takers had this profile!
But you have almost become this:
With your 23 % you are: You are STEVEN HYDE. Anti-conformist and anti-social, you're the reason your friends do so many stupid, senseless things. You don’t trust anything. You don’t trust the government. You don’t trust the newspapers. You’re not even sure that what time we think it is right now is really what time it is. You pride yourself on being aloof and Zen. You pretend to take great pleasure in the misery of others, but deep down you are a sensitive guy who will do anything for your friends.
And that you are not at all:
With your 20 % you are: You are FEZ. Dark and mysterious, you see yourself as suave and good with the ladies, but in reality it takes your friends to get you a date. In fact, you’ve learned everything you know from your friends. You have one thing on your mind: you want to DO IT! You may feign ignorance in even the most simple situations, but your eyes reveal that you know more than you let on. Hurray America!
With your 20 % you are: You are RED FORMAN. You don’t like people, and can’t understand why anyone would like you, though they do. It must be because they’re all dumb asses. You want to kick everyone’s ass, put your foot in their ass, make their ass a hat.. You’re hard on your son because you want him to grow up to be a man, even if he is the one who made you bald. It goes without saying that you love him, but you’d only tell him if you were drugged. You love your family more than anything, and feel it’s your duty to support them and keep them happy. Your wife is everything to you, and you’ll kick the ass of anyone who makes her cry- even your son. With your 7 % you are: You are ERIC FORMAN. Your mom suspects that you’re better than everyone, and you are. A bit of a mama’s boy, you’ve been beaten into a duck by your father. Still, you are one of the few who have stood up to him and survived, though your only line of defense is your constant sarcasm. The only thing smart about you is your mouth. Your big teenage rebellion is to get a job. You may be skinny, but yeah, you’re Mick Jagger skinny, and that's very in right now. You’re weak with tiny wrists and your Amazon girlfriend can snap you like a twig, but your cool basement makes up for it. Everything has to be your way or else.