Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate
on. The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered." The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third
surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them
all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.":eek
on. The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered." The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third
surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them
all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.":eek
