Five rules to remember in life

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1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bike.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but, then again, neither does milk.​
 
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Tuffdisc said:

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bike.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but, then again, neither does milk.​
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Haha...I've had this as my facebook status since Friday.
 
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Aeval said:
Oh, haha, figured that's what it was, but had to ask....was hoping you'd tell me I was as beautiful as one, but since I haven't posted a pic yet, the odds were slim!
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As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...plus I know some girls that are....I better not say it
 
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