Financial Plan- Oldie but goodie

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.




But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.


It is called the 401-Keg.




A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.


Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.


That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!



Makes you proud to be an American!
 
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