These are things you do or have done or will do as a Dad.
Been sprayed with urine while changing a diaper.
Rocked a baby in the middle of the night.
Taught to throw a ball.
Taught to throw a frisbee.
Held a crying child after a fall.
Spent Christmas eve assembling a toy into the wee hours of the morning.
Only to discover the next day the kid had more fun with the box it came in.
And the box lasted longer than the toy.
Bandaged a boo-boo.
Scheduled your week around an event in your child's life.
Scheduled a vacation to be chaperone for a child's field trip.
Bought ice cream only to help with the tears.
Stopped only at the fast food joints with kid's toys when on a trip.
Coached your child in a sport.
Taught to bat & catch.
Consoled a child when they failed at something.
Helped assemble school projects.
Spent your Saturday washing cars as a fundraiser.
Been the answer man about everything in life mechanical or electronic.
Kissed a sleeping child and adjusted their covers.
Carried a 2 year old to 12 year old in the house after a long day.
Been a jungle gym and a wrestling partner.
Competed in events like golf & tennis with your child.
Sweated and gotten burned watching your child compete in swim meets.
Sweated & frozen in the same year while watching a child in the marching band.
Scheduled with your spouse as to which events each of you drive your kids too.
OLD TIMES: Watch everything your child did through a viewfinder on a 30 pound camcorder.
These are true on the most part for Moms too.
Been sprayed with urine while changing a diaper.
Rocked a baby in the middle of the night.
Taught to throw a ball.
Taught to throw a frisbee.
Held a crying child after a fall.
Spent Christmas eve assembling a toy into the wee hours of the morning.
Only to discover the next day the kid had more fun with the box it came in.
And the box lasted longer than the toy.
Bandaged a boo-boo.
Scheduled your week around an event in your child's life.
Scheduled a vacation to be chaperone for a child's field trip.
Bought ice cream only to help with the tears.
Stopped only at the fast food joints with kid's toys when on a trip.
Coached your child in a sport.
Taught to bat & catch.
Consoled a child when they failed at something.
Helped assemble school projects.
Spent your Saturday washing cars as a fundraiser.
Been the answer man about everything in life mechanical or electronic.
Kissed a sleeping child and adjusted their covers.
Carried a 2 year old to 12 year old in the house after a long day.
Been a jungle gym and a wrestling partner.
Competed in events like golf & tennis with your child.
Sweated and gotten burned watching your child compete in swim meets.
Sweated & frozen in the same year while watching a child in the marching band.
Scheduled with your spouse as to which events each of you drive your kids too.
OLD TIMES: Watch everything your child did through a viewfinder on a 30 pound camcorder.
These are true on the most part for Moms too.
