Fake it

[Tuffdisc]

One woman at a party was telling her friend that she'd gone off men for
life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned.

"From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested
plastic companion," she said.

"What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.

"That's simple," replied the woman, "I'll just fake an orgasm as
usual!"


*took me a while to get it :24:

 

[ATKU2]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

 

[Tuffdisc]

little johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"none," replied johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but i like the way you're thinking."

little johnny says, "i have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"well," said the teacher nervously, "i guess the one sucking the cone."

"no," said little johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but i like the way you're thinking."

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[Thornless]

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[mhtal3at]

One woman at a party was telling her friend that she'd gone off men for
life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned.

"From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested
plastic companion," she said.

"What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.

"That's simple," replied the woman, "I'll just fake an orgasm as
usual!"


*took me a while to get it :24:

They say men are their problem, it not.

Next thing you know is the plastic companion being their problem, they're just too weak to admit their successive failures.

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

That was.