Facebook Status Generator

[Leah Love]

I can wait all day if need be...

Leah is preciousssssssssssssssss!

 

[Leah Love]

True... but I thought LotR was boring the hell out of you?

It is - that was a random generated status. :surrender

Besides, I haven't yet gotten to the place where Smiagol is tagging along with Frodo.

 

[Leah Love]

Leah is back! By popular demand.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Brandii is not infantile, you stinky poopyhead!




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what the duck? lmao

 

[edgray]

"Ed is so poor that he can't even pay attention"

not too far from the truth.

 

[Springsteen]

Springsteen 's theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare

:cool

 

[edgray]

"Ed is the guy who put the FUN in dysfunctional"

Again, true.

 

[hart]

Thornless considers that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as she proposes to write that history herself.

Oh Thorney I like that for u! :thumbup

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Brandii is thinking inside the box because too many people are thinking outside the box


lol i kinda like that one

 

[hart]

So Spring, ur saying Scottish cuisine is a lot like Irish cuisine?

 

[Springsteen]

They just put things in an oven and see what happens.

I also do this.

 

[Leah Love]

Leah is too sexy for this status.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Brandii isn't worried what people think. They don't do it very often.

 

[RedRyder]

RedRyder refuses to join any club that would have her as a member.

Not true!

 

[RedRyder]

RedRyder distrusts camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Now this one fits!

 

[edgray]

"Ed should spend less time posting on OffTopics"

this is getting creepy...

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Kimmeh thinks that one of the things important about history is to remember the true history



attributed to George W. Bush

That's seriously what came up. True huh :cool

 

[AnitaBeer]

Shey never takes life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Kimmeh is trying to fix her husband. He say's he's broke.

Lmao.

 

[Peter Parka]

Anyone who needs a generator to put up their status on facebook is too boring and witless to have anything interesting to say for themself, I reckon.