>> > > EXPLANATION OF LIFE
>> > >
>> > > On the first day God created the dog.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
>> > > anyone
> who
>> > > comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty
years."
>> > > The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years
>> > > and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
>> > >
>> > > On the second day God created the monkey.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
>> > > I'll give you a twenty year life span." The monkey said, "How
>> > > boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog
>> > > gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God
agreed.
>> > >
>> > > On the third day God created the cow.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long
>> > > and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
>> > > the
> farmer..
>> > > I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said,
>> > > "That's
> kind
>> > > of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
> twenty
>> > > and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.
>> > >
>> > > On the forth day God created man.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give
>> > > you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you
>> > > what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and
>> > > the ten the
> monkey
>> > > gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty,
okay?"
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > So, that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play,
>> > > and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years, we slave in the
>> > > sun to support our family; for the next ten years, we do monkey
>> > > tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten
>> > > years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
>> > >
>> > > Life has now been explained to you.
>> > >
>> > > On the first day God created the dog.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
>> > > anyone
> who
>> > > comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty
years."
>> > > The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years
>> > > and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
>> > >
>> > > On the second day God created the monkey.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
>> > > I'll give you a twenty year life span." The monkey said, "How
>> > > boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog
>> > > gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God
agreed.
>> > >
>> > > On the third day God created the cow.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long
>> > > and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
>> > > the
> farmer..
>> > > I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said,
>> > > "That's
> kind
>> > > of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
> twenty
>> > > and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.
>> > >
>> > > On the forth day God created man.
>> > >
>> > > God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give
>> > > you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you
>> > > what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and
>> > > the ten the
> monkey
>> > > gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty,
okay?"
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > So, that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play,
>> > > and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years, we slave in the
>> > > sun to support our family; for the next ten years, we do monkey
>> > > tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten
>> > > years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
>> > >
>> > > Life has now been explained to you.
