Ok, so here's the joke...
Two midgets were on vacation when they decided that there last night was gonna go out with a "bang".
One midget says to another, "hey we should each get a hooker and bring em back to our rooms!"
The other midget agrees and they go on there way.
They arrive backk at the hotel and seperate to their rooms wich happen to be right next to eachother.
While the one midget is sittin there tryin to get it up he hears in the next room over, "here i come again, 1.....2........3......UGH"
In disbelief he says to himself, "That motherfucker, hes already gettin off and i cant even get it up!"
After a few more minutes he hears it again, "here i come again, 1.....2....3....UGH!"
Now the dudes really pissed and kicks the hooker out of his room.
The next morning they meet up in the lobby and the one midget asks the other, "how was youre night?
"Dude i dont even wanna talk about it" he says, "I couldnt even get it up"
The other midget looks up and says, "dude you think you had it bad, i couldnt even get on the bed"
Two midgets were on vacation when they decided that there last night was gonna go out with a "bang".
One midget says to another, "hey we should each get a hooker and bring em back to our rooms!"
The other midget agrees and they go on there way.
They arrive backk at the hotel and seperate to their rooms wich happen to be right next to eachother.
While the one midget is sittin there tryin to get it up he hears in the next room over, "here i come again, 1.....2........3......UGH"
In disbelief he says to himself, "That motherfucker, hes already gettin off and i cant even get it up!"
After a few more minutes he hears it again, "here i come again, 1.....2....3....UGH!"
Now the dudes really pissed and kicks the hooker out of his room.
The next morning they meet up in the lobby and the one midget asks the other, "how was youre night?
"Dude i dont even wanna talk about it" he says, "I couldnt even get it up"
The other midget looks up and says, "dude you think you had it bad, i couldnt even get on the bed"
