ever pissed the bed?

Murdoc said:
no stories really. but every girl out here in southern california is a slut. its really disgusting. its cool that i can go out and get laid by a different girl every day of the week, but that doesnt mean that i dont have to wrap my dick in a kevlar vest.
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Frankly it you're out there with a different girl every day of the week, Then YOU ARE THE SLUT!!!!


And back on topic. No, I've never been the pisser nor the pissee. I keeps some clean sheets, yo.
 
I've never done it, but my ex BF told me about a girl he brought home from a bar one night (way before we met) .. she was too drunk to do anything by the time they got back to his place .. so he just did his best to undress her, put her in some of his pj bottoms, and he laid down in the bed with her and went to sleep .. he said some time during the night she pissed the bed. Soaked her, him, and the bed.

He had to get up and take a shower, then he slept on the couch. Somehow by the time he woke up .. she had called someone to come get her .. and she left him $10 and a note that said "for the pants, sorry".

LMAO .. I nearly died when he told me. I thought he was lying .. now I'm not so sure.
 
SRC said:
I've never done it, but my ex BF told me about a girl he brought home from a bar one night (way before we met) .. she was too drunk to do anything by the time they got back to his place .. so he just did his best to undress her, put her in some of his pj bottoms, and he laid down in the bed with her and went to sleep .. he said some time during the night she pissed the bed. Soaked her, him, and the bed.

He had to get up and take a shower, then he slept on the couch. Somehow by the time he woke up .. she had called someone to come get her .. and she left him $10 and a note that said "for the pants, sorry".

LMAO .. I nearly died when he told me. I thought he was lying .. now I'm not so sure.
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Good night!:24::24::24:
 
Crusty Lugholes said:
Frankly it you're out there with a different girl every day of the week, Then YOU ARE THE SLUT!!!!


And back on topic. No, I've never been the pisser nor the pissee. I keeps some clean sheets, yo.
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Breath said:
:wtf: Sorry Chris...but you are a slut fucking a different slut every day of the week.
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i never said that i actually did that. and i seriously doubt that i could get a diff girl every day of the week. that could prove to be difficult.
 
SRC said:
I've never done it, but my ex BF told me about a girl he brought home from a bar one night (way before we met) .. she was too drunk to do anything by the time they got back to his place .. so he just did his best to undress her, put her in some of his pj bottoms, and he laid down in the bed with her and went to sleep .. he said some time during the night she pissed the bed. Soaked her, him, and the bed.

He had to get up and take a shower, then he slept on the couch. Somehow by the time he woke up .. she had called someone to come get her .. and she left him $10 and a note that said "for the pants, sorry".

LMAO .. I nearly died when he told me. I thought he was lying .. now I'm not so sure.
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thats freaking awesome!
 
When I lived at school, my suite mate came into our room, opened my roommates closet door and pissed all over her laundry basket... shut the door and walked right back to her room


We just sat there in awe watching her... then roomie went next door and roughed her up a bit... she did our laundry for an entire semester after that :)
 
Jersey said:
When I lived at school, my suite mate came into our room, opened my roommates closet door and pissed all over her laundry basket... shut the door and walked right back to her room


We just sat there in awe watching her... then roomie went next door and roughed her up a bit... she did our laundry for an entire semester after that :)
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lmfao
 
Elle Estoopidez said:
A skirt. Underwear is overated and disposable at times such as those mentioned.
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So, uhm, how are you doing today? Wanna hang out some time(No pun intended!)? :)

Boomer said:
Why is that oddly arousing? Im a dog...:ninja
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I'm with you on this one dude.

Murdoc said:
jesus christ. youre probably a 50 year old man.
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Haha! Nice.

Pudding Time said:
Virgini?!

BAHAHAHA!!!!!
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:24::24: Oddly though, this reminds me of that scene from Mr. Deeds!

Dana said:
I dunno if you go into the movie section and read up on that Teeth movie. we might.
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I'm rather scared to see that movie.

Elle Estoopidez said:
lmfao!

I was never a slut. I seriously wish I cold have been at some point. I think I've missed out on this?
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I think I can help you with that ;)

Murdoc said:
no stories really. but every girl out here in southern california is a slut. its really disgusting. its cool that i can go out and get laid by a different girl every day of the week, but that doesnt mean that i dont have to wrap my dick in a kevlar vest.
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Bwahahahaha!

Pudding Time said:
Once back in high school, I went drinking at this chicks house with a few other people. Late that night we all passed out from drinking waaaaaaaay too much. I woke up from sleeping face down on the carpet, staggered around a bit before I found the toilet room. Did my deed, came out and closed the door. My buddy was standing there, he said "Dude, that wasn't the toilet."
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:24::24: Repped!

I can safely say I've never pissed the bed!
 
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